That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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