why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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