Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You work out of a Hotel?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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