wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I want a musical about memes.
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