So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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