she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I pour the whiskey from now on
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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