Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she peed on how many people?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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