things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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