i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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