And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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