Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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