Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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