I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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