I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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