omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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