You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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