i love accidental penises.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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