Don't make out with my wife yet
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
and i looked up. we had an audience...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ladies don't puke and tell
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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