That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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