Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i barfeds in our rink
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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