and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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