from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it's like heaven, but drunker
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize