with your own penis?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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