My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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