dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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