my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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