He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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