The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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