dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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