i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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