hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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