so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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