I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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