she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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