Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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