i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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