Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I didn't shave. On purpose
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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