Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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