There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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