he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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