My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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