his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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