I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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