so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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