six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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