I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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