we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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