we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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