My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
ok first of all what the fuck
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