I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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